Grateful 4 los Imbicles Who Think Covertly FapN @ t/ Same Time as Another, Leads to Spiritual Development
Not sure of t/ type but
t/ Streets say there's a lot of em
i dunno BRO just sayN
i think U were meant 4 more N life
Than by being mi WATER PORN BOI
Remember
i didnt ask 4 this
U chose 2 GO FETCH
i could understand if U were one
Of those undesirable women whom
i'd never "yada yada" who has to shape-shift N2
A completely different avatar other than herself
But you…
C'mon bro
i eXpected betR
Just tryN 2 prohibit U
From slideN down a slippery slope bro
Cuz i can tell
U've been loseN
TRACTION
If U keep this up
You'll digi-volve
Not n2 champion rather
1 of those old geezers
Who cant get
"Afternoon Delight"
t/ normal way so they have to
Accidently rub n2 people
In t/ grocery
A tale as old as
Ayatollah
Srsly bro
Dont want U to morph n2
One of those dudes that
Enters Ur room win U R
Away from home
And peeves thru all ur stuff XD
If i dont thwart U now
Next you'll B coming in after me
WeildN napkins in hand
Claiming to want to
CLEAN UP AFTER ME
In t/ end however
i AM grateful
2 know rather than not know
Of Ur eXistence
Makes huntN U down
All t/ more easyR : )
Gratitude Entry Submitted August 31, 2025 at 05:32AM by coyocat
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