Grateful for LaffyTaffy jokes via /r/gratitude

They’re short enough to remember.
They’re appropriate for all ages.
They’re either really funny or just plain cheesy, but they usually make people smile.
I enjoy telling my favorite ones anytime I find myself in a situation where I can see that someone needs to smile.

“What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
– Filippe Filoppe”

“What did the mama buffalo say to the baby buffalo when he left for college?
– Bison”

“Why did the train engineer get locked up in an insane asylum?
– because he had locomotives”

Just in case you were needing a smile 😃