Thankful and thankfull via /r/gratitude

I am thankful for the poop in my butt that has left it in an orderly fashion and in doing so, has left me feeling light and easy.

I am thankful for the pain in my butt that has left because I discovered a certain cushion and moving after work. Amen.

I’m grateful for the way my song sings.

I’m thankful for that rat friend and I have my doggy now. I’m thankful for my wife. She’s very hot and very kind and very special and original amen.

I am thankful for president Barrack Hussein Obama in Jesus name amen. I’m also thankful for miracle noodles. They taste good and are only 5 calories a serving.

I’m also thankful for the NY ya keees although I don’t watch baseball and Micheal Jordan and once again Jesus Christ’s also Patrick Mahomes amen.